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Fear of Flying
There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.

After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The woman replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The woman said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the woman.

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Comment by Shirish Joseph Christie on April 13, 2009 at 8:33am: Hello,
Myself Shirish Christie, I am Christian Believer.Run Web Design company here,as well involved in the Youth ministry here.
God is using our talents and services to stand in the market globally and to be tested as Salt and the Light of the world.
May God bless.
Shirish Christie.

Comment by Dean & GladysBeaty on February 25, 2009 at 10:59am: A lady came to her pastor, "the Lord has called me to
preach." The pastor stepped back.
"And I have 12 children."
"Praise God! He has given you a congregation." replied the pastor.

Family must come first or our families will be lost to us and to God.