Konrad Fischer's Page

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, ONE, TEN, HUNDRED, THOUSAND, HUNDRED THOUSAND, MILLION, BILLION, TRILLION $$$, DIAMONDS, BRILLIANTS, TONS OF SILVER, GOLD OR PLATINUM - ALL YOURS IN ONLY A SECOND ??? What I want to say all my visitors first (and yes, I know, that it is worthless for you) You're looking for wealth, success and eternal happiness? Getting rich by tricky ecommerce and hard networking? Better friends than you have found nearby? Just here? Welcome and thank you for visiting my profile! Perhaps some of it will be of certain interest for you - try it out or not. Regarding this contact platform I want to say that I am not convinced of it. Contacts over contacts - but why? To collect them? To share two seconds of clicking? To copy and paste some never changing and very ridiculous text modules in other's profiles? To surf through the profiles of aliens, only to forget most of them immediatly after leaving? What may be the deeper sense of this behaviour? Who told us to do such silly things? Our unsatisfiable need of communication, our hope to meet the hit, to find the pearl in the mud, making billions of $$ in one second by doing just so or so or so, I know, I know. Selling some coaches to riding horses, some nourishing supplements to fed up fatsos, some very expensive ebooks to hoggish copycats etc. - only to become the richest fool in the US-based universe? Maybe you want me to give you some money for your so seldom and unique product or service. But will this work, are there no better opportunities near by or wouldn't it better for me to abandon such options? Thus saving my money and soul? Living nearly totally from online marketing since more than six years by my funny website I will try to explain you why not - and don't argue - for no charge and I don't need your email address: The most common principles of failing online marketing

The marketing idea in all business websites is the same (if not, show me the difference!). You know it: Showing your goods in a bright light, making some mysteries to get the email adress of your visitor, many crazy efforts to "bind" the visitor. Bright shining website outfit, speaking characters, perfect layout, superb technics etc. I know all the free and expensive ebooks and schemes and templates which explain you misleading marketing shit and if not, I can imagine what's in because I see it in all the websites the world around. The idea is: Your visitors like muddy dirt over all, if it's only smelling like money. They are not humans, they are silly apes or Pawlow's doggies.

What you'll never find on the 'business' sites: Qualifying of your special offer in difference to the others, totally free and attractive and open minded and provoking information regarding the advantage and disadvantages of your point of view, regarding the fortune and misfortune of the client using or misusing or not using your and the other's offer. The sites have no infotainment, no humor, no dialectic rhetoric. No attempt, to clarify the special advantage of the better solution you're standing for against the others. Ok, we know nearly all the ugly and boring pages which want to make you excited what would be the solution to the given questions over questions - only to get your email address - finally to send you a free copy of shit which recommends to spend your money in a very bad business. Crazy, isn't it?

And then, the biggest foolishness of all: Praising your thing in own words! Didn't your mom or granny told you, that's absolutely the biggest mistake to do?

No focus to the ideas, personal problems and desires of the potential clients, nothing, what would really attract them - in other words: Boring. No sales. And no real idea to make first your readers then your potential customers happy, to love them, to fulfil their demands by easy, simple and cheap means. What means also splendid and overwhelming information, fulfilling the main interests of your visitors. Without any importance of the site layout. Only content counts. Professional looking sites in my eyes (and in yours?) hinder the business, don't they? Online-profs make you anxious, isn't it?

Would you really recommend your products in such way your mom, your best friend, your kids? Would yourself buy after visiting a site like yours? So what remains as difference between your offer and the others? The price. Is it this what you want, the maybe very cheapest Jack in a big queue of other cheapest Jacks? That's the best method to exterminate poisoned rubbish, does this really fit to your products? Or selling your very best and happy making products for the double price than the rivals and additional payment in advance? Because the product is worth it and nearly a little bit seldom or exclusive?

And all this people here, hungry for cash - are these the customers you want? Maybe. But do you know, that nearly all your visitors are your biggest competitors? Why? Because they think that they can live and manage their problems without your products. Is this so wrong?

And the next rivalry comes from all your cheaper competitors, maybe nearer closed-by to your visitors too, not so virtual like your e-commerce business. How to beat them by argument? Do you have some? Where can I read them on your site?

Who does repair your car? I know him, he's a very odd person. There is always some dirt on his shirt and he has oily hands. But YOU trust HIM, shaking his hands, giving him cash! Why? Because you don't trust in the repair shop owner with white collar and neck-tie. I don't either. But what's your outfit in your website? You'll understand. And furtherwards I know many websites, where you absolutely can't find the owner. Anonymous money makers, do you love them?

Are you personnally a customer for all the sellers here at all? It is so easy to connect, but is this worth the time you've spent? I don't know. My experience - there are 'interesting' people everywhere. Don't you have some or enough already nearby? And my tipp: Sell your goods or rubbish where the customers are. Maybe there are better places in US-based modernized agglomerations worldwide, where you can make a fortune with your trick, but here? May I laugh?

My recommendation: Do your job on your website. Give real good content there. Don't annoy with your special solutions and your special experience and you here and you there and I and I and I. Show first and first and first that you are much more familiar with exact the main problems of your possible consumers/clients/visitors/target group than they themselves. Be a real mother for all your childrens. Explain the problems your visitors have without your product or with the rival's products pedagogically in all colours.

Don't forget: The visitor is your little but very beloved baby. And describe, why all the usual solutions (of your competitors, you understand!) usually, normally and everytime MUST fail. Because there is no real soul in it. Describe the advantages of the so simple and so cheap and so much better solution, which only you - the real lover of your customer - can offer. For nothing more than some bucks you need for not letting starve your family (and your staff). Maybe show some convincing examples. But not after "action" of your visitors, just before and completely free. Your visitors will be upset and yours. Show them the principle and sell them the details. But remember - they are your babes, not your dummies.

Promote your human (christian/muslim-based) ideas on your site and promote the site external in a well done mix of humble, generous, humorous, serious, provoking and funny rhetoric in web forums and blogs, where people communicate, which have the problem you will solve by your perfect service / product. There are much more customers who want to be convinced by your never selfish genius. Not only sellers as here, which are very bored by your maximised efforts to get some little attention for your thing. And if it's not working - and did you have any cash succes here? Really?? - it's not a problem of the others, it's yours. If it works - you have my respect and big congratulation.

Let's come to the finish: I do not want to be a sampled contact anyway. Let's save this useless consumed time together, that's my offer. Give it to your familiy or best friends, that would be better for all. Remember: Like you I will not buy anything from you and I have no need to get healed or managed or coached by you. I will not sell you anything and need no distributor for my business service. I have no money rest to spend in depressive fine art, funny experiments or non profit actions, because this money is already granted. No new software solutions, no crazy materialistic ebooks, no new religion or other happy making things. I'm a selfmade man and do all by myself. So what? Think about it.

And if you'll contact, tell me why. Perhaps it may be interesting for us both to change some special experience in guerilla tactics for web marketing, perfect plastering your website content with Google Adsense (I know some how to's) or using traditional, simple and cheap methods in building repair and getting rid with all senseless tactics against 'rising damp', toxic black mold and saving heating energy (regarding my profession) or tips and offers for buying a castle or the technique and strategy of fundraising for non profit projects or some provoking cosmology, or, or ... But not only another dummy in your list to rank better in your listing here or your club of mild lovers or disappointed bald head frowners.

I would prefer a telephone call ++49-9574-3011 regarding your interests before your contact request comment. Please do me this favour.


And here and now - TATATATA - my profile:

As an independent architect - born 1955 and working since 1979 - I have my main interests in building restoration by traditional and economical means (materials and repair construction) without the common misuse of "modern" industrial building materials, systems and chemicals. My international restoration website (20 languages, ~ 800 htm files) delivers insights about me, my provoking ideas, publishing, consulting and planning work (over 400 finished private and public restoration projects, mostly ecclesiastical (church, monastery) and profane (castle, townhouse, manor house, farmhouse, residential building) building monuments in whole Germany, consulting projects also in Austria and Italy).

After studies at Technische Universität München/Munich I worked two years as scientific volunteer at the Bavarian State Office for Preservation of Monuments and Historic Buildings / Landesamt für Denkmalpflege, departments: reports inventory, building research, archeology, practical preservation, restoration of fine art, workshops, field offices Regensburg and Seehof, Chief: Prof Dr Michael Petzet, later President of ICOMOS International. I'm a member of the German Castle Association and the South tyrolian Castle Institute.

Teaching my professional topics and giving lectures since 1988 at german architect chambers, universities and other educational institutions, also in Scotland (RILEM-Seminar, University of Paisley), Poland (University Gleiwitz/Gliwice, Schloß Pleß/Castle Pszczyna), Italy (Burg Runkelstein, Bozen/Bolzano), Sweden (Lunds Tekniska Högskolan LTH), Danmark (Royal Academy of Architectur, Kopenhagen), Switzerland (Rudolf Steiner Goetheanum Dornach) with sometimes international audience from all continents I got some insights in the problems of planning and restoring anywhere.

The main interest of my lectures, the website and publications roundabaout the refurbishing of house&home can be described in one sentence:

How to avoid vasting money in historic buildings / old houses by bad modern construction methods or materials by using really experienced repair tech?

Black mold (Schwarzschimmel/Moho negro/Moisissure noire/Svartmögel/Плесень ...) in homes by wrong insulation and hermetically sealing, damp walls and useless efforts to dry them, energy and money losing heating and insulation methods - there are so many topics which maybe worth a closer view.

In my office had been lots of german speaking practicants / trainees from Sweden, Danmark, Poland, Bulgary, Russia, Moldavia and Kazachstan during 3 to 18 months.

Since the 80s I'm a member and consultant in the German Castle Association Deutsche Burgenvereinigung e.V.. And if you are interested in buying castles, perhaps this German Castles to buy - Page may be worth a look.

Since the 90s I'm publishing and networking as a sceptic against the fraud of AGW/Anthropogenic Global Warming, man made climatic change and stupid methods of wrong heating energy saving.

Languages: German, english, svenska, dansk och norsk (only reading), some other languages by the help of translators ;-)

My private time I spend with my family (4 childrens) and music - singing in a church choir (Lorenz-Bach-Chor Lichtenfels) and playing the Violoncello in an amateur orchestra (Instrumentalcollegium Lichtenfels). In 2008 I started with tenor horn in an transsylvanian brass ensemble. Here some downloadable wmv video-clips as samples of my musical activities:My pages in other languages: Building Terms Dict - English, Albanian, Serbian, German,... The International Dictionary of Building Terms and Architectural Terminology of Predrag Ničić - A Unique Online Resource for Translators / Translation Old House + Historic Monument News+Information - Repair ... News, Experience and advice for those, who owe, want, like or manage with old houses, ancient buildings and historic monuments: castle, church, cathedral, palace, ... Low-cost Repair, Renovation + Refurbishing of your old House Economizing Strategies for the Home Improvement, Building Refurbishing + Monument Preservation by a Low Budget - The Essentials for the Small Budget Mold Attack - Moisture, Asthma and Allergy in the sick Building A guide against mold fungus, dry & wet rot, woodworm, mites inside & outside of the damp wall, mortar, masonry, thermal insulation of moistured building. The Fraud of Rising Damp in Old Buildings a Hoax of Moisture and ... How to get rid of moistured houses, wet cellars & soaked walls - a helpful guide. Building structure / Interior Room Surface IR-Heating System - Properly or Risky Heating + HVAC Improving the Indoor-Conditions / Indoor climate, Maintenance and Conservation of Old / Historic Buildings and Interiors of Patrimonial Monuments via a Interior Room Surface Heating System / Building Structure Warming System for Cold Building Structures - Examples Characterisation of old mortars with respect to their repair Traditional Craftmanship in modern Mortars - Does it work in practice? With some good links to Scotland, Castles, building research and conservation. English FAQs regarding Building Repair and Castles Special: Felix Lindner - The American high school system: facts and evaluation Gamle huse og restaurerings information - Arkitektur+Byg Magasin Tips og tricks for ejere af gamle huse, kirker og paladser til restaurering, bygningsfredning, rådgivning, bygningskultur, bevaring, vedligeholdelse, ... Svindleri med den opstigende fugt Kontrovers med opstigende fugt: Efterfølgende horisontalisolering fugter murerne. Ideal og sund opvarmning med temperering af bygnings-hylsteret Slott, Kirke, Hus, Kloster Renovering gamla hus + Restaurering historiska monument + Byggnadsvård Rådgivning, tips och tricks för husägarna av de historiska byggnader - Vanlig fel + vad fungerar egentligen.

Erfarenheter av luftkalk, träskydd och hantverk vid restaureringar
Vad kan hjälp för fasadrestaurering: Cement eller kalk, silikatfärg, syntetisk färg eller släkt kalk? Bekämpande träskydd - vad är bäst?

Restaurering av gamle hus + Konservering / Bevaring
Byggeskikkveileder og tipps for eiere av historiske byggverk og fredte bygg - Vanlige feil + Hva virkelig virker.

Restaurointi vanha rakennus - Konservointi & entisöinti Arkkitehtuuri Makasiini
Entisöinti, Restaurointi, Restaurrointi, Konservointi & Suojeluun - Tavallinen erehtyä + Mikä oikeastaan tehdas.

Helyreállítás - ból öreg ház + Megőrzés -ból történelmi Emlékmű
Építészet Képeslap részére Tatarozás, Helyreállítás és Kijavít.

Αποκατάσταση του παλαιού σπιτιού + συντήρηση του ιστορικού μνημείου
Περιοδικό αρχιτεκτονικής για την ανακαίνιση, την αποκατάσταση και την επισκευή - Συμβουλές και άκρες για τους ιδιοκτήτες των ιστορικών κτηρίων.


Restauration de la Maison Ancienne + Conservation des Monuments ... Conseils et aide pour les propriétaires d'anciens bâtiments et les mâitre d'œuvre de restauration, réhabilitation et rénovation de vieilles maisons

Attaque de moisissure - humidité, asthme et allergie dans le bâtiment - Que faire?
Un guide contre le mycète de moisissure, la putréfaction sèche et la putréfaction humide, woodworm, acarides intérieurs et extérieurs du mur humide, mortier, maçonnerie, isolation thermique de le bâtiment humide, la maison et la cave

Edith Piaf: sa vie et ses chansons
Les liens entre la vie et l'oeuvre de la célèbre chanteuse Edith Piaf - Un travail spécialisés par Karolina Fischer

Viðhalda og varðveita af gamall hús + Varðveisla af sögufrægur Minnismerki
Arkitektúr Magasín fyrir Viðgerð, Endursmíði og Gera við


Restauro della Vecchia Casa + Conservazione del Monumento Storico
Esperienza, punte, trucchi e consiglio per le costruzioni antiche, eredità culturale e monumenti storici.

Ristrutturazione, reparazione, interventi, manutenazione dei ...
Architetture storici, progettazione, organizzazione e svolgimento dei lavori - valorizzazione, reparazione, interventi, intervento, manutenzione, ...

Restauración Casa Vieja & Conservación Monumento Histórico ...
Asesoramiento, Consejos, informes, ayuda y trucos para los propietarios de edificios históricos Renovación, Restauración y Reparación.

El ataque del moho - ¿qué hacer? Una guía
Información para detectar, prevenir y eliminar hongos y moho como Aspergillus nidulans y Aspergillus niger, Aspergillus versicolor, Aspergillus fumigatus, Aspergillus flavus, Penicillium chrysogenum, Penicillium expansum, Penicillium verrucosum, Penicillium viridicatum, Fusarium, Stachybotrys chartarum (atra), Acremonium, Alternaria, Aureobasidium, Basidiospores, Basidiomycetes, Poria incrassata, Botrytis, Chaetomium, Cladosporium, Trichoderma, Ulocladium sin usar lejía tóxica y nociva.

Restauração da Casa Velha + Conservação do Monumento Histórico o ...
Revista de Arquitetura, Renovação, Restauração e Reparação - O conselho e vira para os proprietários dos edifícios históricos.

Restaurarea Caselor Vechi + Conservarea Monumentelor Istorice
Recomandări, tips şi tricuri pentru proprietarii clădirilor istorice - Greşeli uzuale + Ce realmente funcţionează.

Stare budownictwo i ochrona zabytków - informacje
Wskazówki i porady dla posiadaczy starych budynków.

古建筑楼宇修葺和文物保护
整修,恢复和维修的建筑杂志 给业主，房东和历史建筑的承租人提供咨询和建议

房屋发霉 - 潮湿, 哮喘 和 过敏
指导咨询霉菌，真菌，湿腐微生物，干腐微生物，木虫，墙内外的螨类，灰浆，潮湿房屋和建筑以及地下室的热绝缘

古い家+歴史的な記念碑の保存の復帰
古代建物のための経験、先端、トリックおよび助言、文化遺産および歴史的な記念碑.

오래된 주택 복원 및 역사적 건축물‧기념물의 보존
리노베이션, 복원 및 보수를 위한 건축 매거진. 역사건축물 소유자를 위한 조언 및 요령 - 잘못된 정보 및 실제로 효과적인 방법들.

Restauratie oude Huis + Conservatie Historische Monument ...
Raad en tips voor de eigenaars van de historische huizen - Gebruikelijke fouten + Welk werkelijk werkt.

Obnovení dávné budovy + Konzervace člen určitý dějinný Pomník
Rada a hůl drába do člen určitý vlastnictví domù - Obvyklý nespravně pochopit + Jaký ve skutečnosti práce.

Информация к постройкам старины и охране памятников архитектуры
Страница о строительстве для интересующегося русскоязычного населения.

Обман про поднимающуюся влагу
Контроверза о поднимающейся влаге: дополнительная гидроизоляция сырых стен.

Темперирование наружных стен зданий
Темперирование наружных стен зданий Защита строений и здоровья путем правильного отопления,Темперирование стен зданий

Плесень несмотря на или благодаря теплоизоляции
Все о плесени, ее происхождении и способах ее устранения.

Лакокрасочные покрытия деревянных поверхностей и их применение в ...
Среди маляров и плотников, мастеров-самодельщиков, а так же среди плановиков-архитекторов сегодня все чаще встречается незнание (или непонимание) красок и ...

Restauracija stara Kuća + Konzervacija istorijski Spomenik
Arhitektura Magazin - Restauracija, Obnavljanje, Utočište, Popravljanje - Običan pogreška + Šta realno utvrde.

Eski bina + tarihi anıt onarım, koruma, bakım, substans konservasyonu
Eski bina ve tarihi eser sahiplerine deneyim, tamir ve onarım tavsiyeleri ve tarihi anıtların bakımı

اصلاحالبيت القديم + حفظ النصب ...
الخبرة والمشوره والنصائح للمباني القديمة ، والتراث الثقافي والآثار التاريخي.

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